Have you ever had the misfortune of realizing that you have left your shampoo at home while in the middle of a shower in a hotel room 300 miles away? This morning was my morning to have this very experience. I have determined that regardless of how much the nightly rate is that you pay, this foreign concoction of a varied wondrous chemicals designed to strip your hair of every last drop of hydrating body oil , should be used only if said "shampoo" is in the company of a cloned bottle labeled "conditioner". The experience can be rather shocking. The moment after you thoroughly wet your hair and apply said shampoo, you hair at that point has been chemically and physical altered to have the look and feel of some breed of wire haired Scottish Terrier... My advice, traveler beware. If you plan to have any resemblance of your current physical state immediately following your first shower on the road DON'T FORGET YOU FLIPPIN' SHAMPOO! (Written while on the road with "Chuck Feibertitz" during a stay in Raleigh, NC during the North Carolina State 2A Softball Championship Tounament)
Sunday, June 1, 2008
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